I nearly killed my car trying to hypermile into town to get pizza.
Definitely not doing that again.
Not having power steering on one of the curviest roads in the county is a dangerous situation.
And is "hypermile" even a verb? I don't know, but it is now. Merriam and Websters: if it's not a verb yet, I take full credit. Thank you.
[Dad: If you ever read this, I apologize profusely. My car appeared to run okay after the incident, and I didn't die. And that's all that matters, right?]